I was cleaning up some old boxes of schoolwork and found this written on a page.  Who knows, maybe one day I will complete the story!

Martians and Marshmallows

Did you know a laser gun is a very effective tool for toasting marshmallows? I never would have believed it myself, except I saw it with my own eyes. An extra-terrestrial toaster, a radar roaster, a marshmallow-melting molecular ray. I don't know what it was exactly, but I know one thing - It worked!